Pause for a moment today and reflect on the memory of those who died during the 9/11 terrorist attack, those who died in defense of our country, and those who are still fighting for our freedom today.
We Remember
So Long, and Thanks for All the Paper!
I don’t condone everything the “green planet people” promote. For instance, I’m against placing the life of a plant or animal above that of a created-in-God’s-image human being, which happens with some radical environmental groups. However, I do love trees. We live in the woods, and our trees are special to us. I’m not sure how many trees we have on our land, but I figure at least a couple of hundred. We don’t clear-cut our property to sell timber. We try not to waste paper. We help promote the local community’s recycling program by donating server space and bandwidth for their website. Little things, but hopefully helpful.
What concerns me lately, however, is the amount of paper-pushing going on in our government. It seems like more and more huge bills are being plowed through Congress in a short period of time. Congressmen have admitted to not reading everything they vote on. How can they? I read a couple of books a month, but I doubt I could keep up with the reams of pages piled on their desks each day.
I began to wonder — just how many trees does our tree-hugging government kill each day? I have no idea. I did do a bit of math, though, which I found disturbing, to determine just how many trees gave their lives for the three biggest bills in recent history — the 1201-page Cap & Trade Bill, which incidentally, is about punishing those who don’t comply with government mandated “green” laws; the well-publicized multi-trillion, 1016-page government-run healthcare bill; and the porkulific 1073-page “economic stimulus” package.
I have no idea how many copies of each bill were produced, but, limiting it to just our Congressmen (100 in Senate, 435 in the House) and not counting any aides or other assistants (or even the first-, second-, and so-forth drafts), the Stimulus Bill would eat up 574055 pages of paper, the Healthcare Bill 543560, and the Cap & Trade Bill a whopping 642535 sheets.
According to conservatree.org, the “average” paper-production tree yields 8,333 sheets of paper. So, if just the members of Congress were the only ones to receive copies (and I’m thinking there were likely many more sets distributed), TWO HUNDRED and ELEVEN tress died to provide the pages to print just THREE bills — and remember, this example only used the FINAL draft — well, let’s say “current” draft, as the Healthcare committee is still meeting behind closed doors to work out a “deal.” There’s no telling how many actual pieces of paper were actually used. (And we won’t even go into the polution produced during the production of paper.)
So it looks like I don’t have to clear-cut my land — it’s already been done for me by a government that doesn’t understand most Americans would rather take care of themselves, thank you very much.
How many more bills have been photo-copied lately? How many more will be in the future? Why are these people telling us what kind of lightbulbs to use, what kind of car to drive, and what kind of doctor to choose if they can’t even abide by their own mandates? This post isn’t about partisanism or politics — it’s about waste not, want not.
And America, we’re about to become a nation of want.
Oh, My!
Note: I received the following in a forwarded email. I’m not sure if this is all true, but if even a tenth of it is, it’s amazing. The writer names all names except her own, but after reading it, I can’t blame her. – LF
A DC airport ticketing agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble!
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)
2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ”I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts .”
Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ”Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ”.
His response — click.
3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that’s not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
He replied, “don’t lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!”
4. I got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ”Is it possible to see England from Canada ?”
I said, ”No.”
She said, ”But they look so close on the map.”
5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ”I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.” (Arghhhh)
6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.
I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn’t understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that.
7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler), called and asked, ”Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?” I said, ‘No, why do you ask?’
he replied, ”Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT) and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude!”
After putting him on hold for a minute, I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, Calif., is (FAT – Fresno Air Terminal) and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.
8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, ”Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?”
9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from Ala. , who asked, ”How do I know which plane to get on?”
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ”I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.”
10. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) called and said, ”I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?”
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane.
She said, ”Yeah, whatever, smarty!”
11. Mary Landrieu (D) La. Senator called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. ‘Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.”
I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ”Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!”
12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ”I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .”
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ”Are you sure that’s the name of the town?”
‘Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the man.
After some searching, I came back with, ”I’m sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a rhino anywhere.”
”The man retorted, ”Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!”
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ”You don’t mean Buffalo , do you?”
The reply? ”Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.”
Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it’s in! Could anyone be this DUMB?
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED. AND, (ATTEMPT TO), GOVERN.
I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around.
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The Professor
Today’s post is from an email I received. Unfortunately, I don’t know who wrote it, who the professor is, or even if it’s true. However, the principle taught in this story is true, which we have seen in the countries that have embraced socialism. I hope as you read this, you will focus on the message instead of trying to figure out whether or not it’s just some email hoax. — Linda
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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”.
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
As the late Adrian Rogers said, “you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it..”







